[Granneberg Audiotronics](https://twitter.com/chrisgranneberg) is proud to announce the fake pre-sale for its latest and hottest product release!
THE DANKAPHONE
The Dankaphone is $pecifically designed to be THE multi-purpose tool used to protest The Institutions.
Imagine in just a few short months, you and your chad/chadette frens take fake delivery of your Dankaphones. You grab an Uber to the federal penitentiary where SBF is locked up for being the anit-satoshi, the ponzi prince, ultimate rug, and destroyer of countless lives.
You get to work. The whole group starts chanting the sound of the culture - ‘GM!’..which radiates with organ shaking intensity from the 6900w woofer.
As we all know, protests sometimes get heated with passion and tensions high! To keep the good and peaceful !vibes flowing, each Dankaphone is equipped with its own integrally operated bowl and wind-proof torch. This bowl can be paired with your organic, combustable, inhalant of choice. *Warning: unit will auto lock with inorganic compounds such as meta-amphetamines susscribed by Dr. $. Do not attempt.*
Users will also experience a state of the art, high-resolution LDD (liquid dank display). This display is cell enabled so you can browse fine art, flex your honeypot NFT collection (very rare and fake animated Automatic Pepe seen on display model), shitpost, and share IRL memes from the front lines or in this case, right outside the cell window of thou who shall not be named.
We know your next question. Who in the world would travel with their ledger? Well, everyone knows you lost your ledger in a boating accident. BUT when the World Economic Forum Police come to break up the protests, you’ve got your honeypot NFT collection on that-there handle integrated cold storage. As with a bag of georli ETH they can happily seize.
Put simply, The Dankaphone has everything you need to peacefully assemble and GM The Central Planners to zero.