Okay kiddo dinner time! I have homemade potato soup followed by farm raised beef and lentils with vegetables and a hand made apple pie from scratch for dessert.
Oh and I and went and milked the cow myself for fresh milk and churned fresh butter for my homemade bread.
No?? What do you mean no? This is a delicious, healthy, gourmet dinner just for you!
Oh no. What did you find? Where did you get that banana? Did you just find that banana under the table?
Please eat the 12 courses I made fresh for you! I want to make sure you grow up big and strong!
Please stop screaming. Please stop screaming. Please stop screaming.
Okay okay eat the floor banana. As long as you're eating something I guess...
You're pointing at the microwave. You want microwaved floor banana? You can't have that--it just sounds awful
Please stop screaming. Please stop screaming. Please stop screaming.
Okay eff it. I guess the dog can eat my cooking...
Bon appetit buddy, enjoy your hot microwaved floor banana
